What would you do if you came home and there was?

a strange, well groomed dog with a diamond necklace on its neck, sitting on your sofa, in the company of your own dog, and the strange dog was saying: “Look at yourself! You lead a dog’s life. You sleep on the floor, you are not allowed on the soft sofa, you are not allowed to watch TV, you eat dry mucky dog food, you run and fetch. If you buy my new kit, “Train your human for doggies”, you will learn how to train humans and make them cherish you. Now you are looking after your humans – after you read my book and use my kit, the humans will look after you. Do you want to have cooked food thrice a day? Do you want to eat out in restaurants? Wear expensive collars and have boxes and boxes of toys and kibbles? Buy my kit. It’s only fifty dog’s biscuits and three boxes of kibbles, but it will change your life”; and your dog was listening, transfixed, its paws involuntarily reaching to get its kibbles, and the strange dog spotted a “Best salesdog of the year” sign among its diamonds?

10 out of 10 for you plus a gold star because that’s how funny you are ha ha ha

Sneak Preview from: The Dog Walker’s Companion (DVD)

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